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lauf-aiya-rson:

uranodioning:

spacemancharisma:

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[caption]
driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul.
driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul!
paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash!
driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out.
[/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

11 hours ago   •   110,672 notes   •   VIA gophersaurus   •   SOURCE super-metroid

naamahdarling:

trickstertime:

heroofthreefaces:

fadeverb:

roach-works:

averysoftsheep:

candygarnet:

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

my naym is ship
and when i’m broke
the broken part
from me they toke

replace the part
had been the plan
but in the morn
hand door car man

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

Yes, you do have to go, there’s a horse emergency at the children’s hospital.

11 hours ago   •   460,279 notes   •   VIA lirulin   •   SOURCE mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar

soupytwistt:

motive11331:

lesbianplanetpluto:

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

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I will be reblogging this every time it comes on my home page, thank you.

11 hours ago   •   30,372 notes   •   VIA lancelought   •   SOURCE tayloreynolds13

taylor-reynolds-art:

TIME TO REST  

A short comic about Tiffany Aching and Sam Vimes, ​two of Discworld’s hardest working characters. The recent conversation about crunch inspired me to make this piece.

11 hours ago   •   171 notes   •   VIA nitewrighter   •   SOURCE trash-inu

trash-inu:

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you accidently entered the lab…

boss music starts playing

11 hours ago   •   5,546 notes   •   VIA horreurscopes   •   SOURCE butchlinkle

butchlinkle:

Very glad we live in the era of writers being able to win fights for on screen gay couples but the thing about the censorship is it forces people to write insane metaphors and make such compelling use of subtext to write just the juiciest relationships and i think sometimes writers should pretend theyre being censored just a little bit. like you can make it textual later just dance around it for a while and do whatever the fuck was going on with house and wilson for a bit first

11 hours ago   •   23,988 notes   •   VIA turing-tested   •   SOURCE ellielol

a-spoonful-of-amphetamine:

a-spoonful-o-generosity:

ellielol:

a-spoonful-o-generosity:

ellielol:

ecurps:

ellielol:

ellielol:

she let me hit cuz i’m brave

like that little toaster

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Originally posted by pixies-omen

Can I help you Peter

Maybe he wants more cookies?

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Hi Silver Spoon. What is happening to my post.

Greetings, Ellie Lol! I think Peter’s just here for more cookies. As for what is happening to your post, I couldn’t say, Darling

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Pleased to make your acquaintance, though. <3

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The scene that plays out before you is somewhat surreal– from the odd choice of euphemism to the grease coating the young man’s hair. But one thing sticks out above all else.

REACTION SPEED- Is that a fucking horse?

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